DERPY GLITCHFACE
$DERPY
"We're not broken, we're just... differently rendered."
Derpy Glitchface – the pixel-brained memecoin staring blankly at every new trend, glitching its way to the top while the world melts down.
Born from a corrupted save file and powered by pure confusion, Derpy Glitchface is here to remind you that sometimes the best strategy is no strategy at all.
🎮 Derpy Glitch Hungry
Score: 0
High Score: 0
Tap anywhere on the canvas to control the snake
Game Over!
Final Score: 0
🎮 Pixel Perfect
Rendered in authentic 8-bit derp. No high-res nonsense here.
⚡ Proof-of-Derp
Our consensus mechanism is confusion. It just works.
🐛 Bug = Feature
Every glitch is intentional. Probably. We think.
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🤝 Community Driven
By degens, for degens. No VCs, no suits, just vibes.
💎 Diamond Pixels
HODL so hard your screen freezes. That's the spirit.